My Healthy Journey

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

(via dreaming-thin-xo)

me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*

parent: u can make more than one trip-

me: NO

me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND

me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS

me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR

parent: stop being ridiculous just-

me: HONOR

unamusedsloth:

Pitbull and deer become running buddies

unamusedsloth:

Pitbull and deer become running buddies

(Source: unamusedsloth, via dreaming-thin-xo)

fitchris25:

pleatedjeans:

My phone can be a real asshole sometimes [x]


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fitchris25:

pleatedjeans:

My phone can be a real asshole sometimes [x]

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

(via thequadproject)

fitchris25:

pleatedjeans:

My phone can be a real asshole sometimes [x]


πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

fitchris25:

pleatedjeans:

My phone can be a real asshole sometimes [x]

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

(via thequadproject)

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

(via thedreadpiratejames)